Kirk's - Top Ten (The Cage)

Top Ten reasons Kirk could not have been in the first Pilot.

10.


Would’ve blasted the radio signal then gone to Starbase 12 for rest.

9.


Would’ve made fun of Spock for smiling when he touched the "whistling" plant.

8.


Would’ve devised a plan of escape with the birdman.

7.


Would’ve killed the Kilar with his bare hands and scared the Keeper into letting him go.

6.


Would’ve yelled "Beam Me Up, Scotty", ending the show prematurely (though Scotty was not in The Cage).

5.


Would’ve beat up the people in the pleasure palace, grabbed the green lady, and ran.

4.


Would’ve turned the liquid nourishment into a corn fed Angus steak meal and messed up that scene.

3.


Would’ve had his way with Vina in the customary five minutes, and ruined the plot.

2.


Would’ve found out what color the Keeper’s blood was.

1.


Would’ve tried to find a mate for Tango.

Written by Curtis Fox

[William Shatner] [Star Trek TOS]